I have been playing World of Warcraft since pre-launch alpha in '03. I have met a lot of people, and I have seen a lot of madness. In that madness, it occurs to me that people are extremely methodical in their need to be "cool" when naming their characters. There is a veritable DELUGE of 'sephiroth' clones and 'lolcat' references.

In this miasma of me-too insanity, I have attained a Nerd Milsetone. After more than a year, I am still the ONLY SINGLE player, across the entire subscribed player base of wow, with this name:

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Take that, bitches!